Anyone else...

excited for the new Bravo series,

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF COLORADO CITY?

Recent quotes...

"I don't want to be trendy with a faux-hawk,
I have a faux-mow-hawk!"

"Mom, how many plastic grocery bags do you think I can fit in my mouth?"
"TWO! Cool, huh?"

"My name is "Geoff (pronounced- Joff), NOT Geoff (pronounced-Jeff)!"

"I'm open for autographs."

"Who ate the ....?"

"Who was watching Dieter?"

"When I'm a Mom, I'm totally not going to be TIRED all the time!"

"Mom, just take your meds and you'll forget this even happened."

And I thought Peanut Butter M & Ms were good...

I found a new drug...

and for something delicious and nutritious,
(note they are whole grain)

Heaven!