"I don't want to be trendy with a faux-hawk,
I have a faux-mow-hawk!"
"Mom, how many plastic grocery bags do you think I can fit in my mouth?"
"TWO! Cool, huh?"
"My name is "Geoff (pronounced- Joff), NOT Geoff (pronounced-Jeff)!"
"I'm open for autographs."
"Who ate the ....?"
"Who was watching Dieter?"
"When I'm a Mom, I'm totally not going to be TIRED all the time!"
"Mom, just take your meds and you'll forget this even happened."
I have a faux-mow-hawk!"
"Mom, how many plastic grocery bags do you think I can fit in my mouth?"
"TWO! Cool, huh?"
"My name is "Geoff (pronounced- Joff), NOT Geoff (pronounced-Jeff)!"
"I'm open for autographs."
"Who ate the ....?"
"Who was watching Dieter?"
"When I'm a Mom, I'm totally not going to be TIRED all the time!"
"Mom, just take your meds and you'll forget this even happened."
3 comments:
Harlene, please send me the name and dose level of your meds so I can get Shelly going on the same stuff! Brett
Someday you'll use some of those in a presidential inauguration, I've no doubt.
LOL, I love the last two!
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