Things I'm surprised I actually said,
"Stop throwing light bulbs at each other during family prayer!"
"No one in this family is allowed to speak to one another!"
"You deserve someone with their act together, I'm sorry."
"I forgot to wish Chris a Happy Birthday, I'm turning into a husband!"
"Who ate all the lemon bars?"
Things I'm not surprised I actually said,
"Do you have any idea what it does to a Mother of teenage boys when two of you(police cars) park in front of my house? Not very nice!"
"Everyone gets a turn to be disappointed, who wants to be first?"
"Does anyone know how Dieter locked himself in the bathroom?"
"Who knew Dieter liked lemon bars?"
"Stop throwing light bulbs at each other during family prayer!"
"No one in this family is allowed to speak to one another!"
"You deserve someone with their act together, I'm sorry."
"I forgot to wish Chris a Happy Birthday, I'm turning into a husband!"
"Who ate all the lemon bars?"
Things I'm not surprised I actually said,
"Do you have any idea what it does to a Mother of teenage boys when two of you(police cars) park in front of my house? Not very nice!"
"Everyone gets a turn to be disappointed, who wants to be first?"
"Does anyone know how Dieter locked himself in the bathroom?"
"Who knew Dieter liked lemon bars?"
3 comments:
My favorite is the one about everyone getting a turn at being disappointed and who wants to be first.
You crack me up!
Things said at my house during FHE:
SHUT UP AND PRETEND TO NOT HATE EACHOTHER!
QUIT TALKING TO EACHOTHER! Don't look at eachother! Don't say another word to me OR them! (they don't listen though.) :(
I've been writing down what my kids say, now i need to examine my own bon mot!
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